Cher rants to her ‘lovelies’ about Paul Ryan, Ayn Rand | Soshal Network, Social Circle Connection

Cher rants to her ‘lovelies’ about Paul Ryan, Ayn Rand

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http://twitter.com/#!/MockRWe/status/236129895095349248

For anyone out there unfamiliar with the tenants of Paul Ryan and Ayn Rand, noted scholar Cher is here to illuminate. Just don’t expect coherence:

SHES A SCARY FKN WITCH & HES A HEARTBEAT AWAY? watch interview Johnny Carson &Ayn Rand. – http://t.co/mKJPojiF

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

ID SAY THAT 2 IF MY HERO WAS ALL ABOUT"FK U I GOT MINE" RT @KCKenMor NOW claims his luv of her is"urban legend"2 flip-floppers on 1 ticket

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

RT @KCKenMore NOW he claims his love of her is "urban legend"BULLSHIT! Check out THE VALUE OF SEX IN OBJECTTIVISM! 2flip-floppers on 1ticket

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

Urban legend? Not exactly, Cher. Ryan makes no secret of his former admiration for the Objectivist writer, but he now rejects her philosophy. Cher, darling, if only you read Twitchy, you’d know! And then maybe you wouldn’t look so foolish! Wait, who are we kidding?

RYANS AYN RAND WAS IN2 SOME SEX THAT DEFIANTLY DOESNT GO W/HIS BELIEFS, BUT IF HE ONLY WANTS "MORE"& 2TAKE FROM THE POOR,AYN'S HIS GIRL

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

AYN RAND LESBIAN/BISEXUAL! MAYBE RYAN DIDNT QUITE CHECK HER OUT?! DIDNT THINK HE HUNG OUT W/OUR PEOPLE! GUESS $$ & POWER TRUMPS RELIGION!!

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

Actually, Cher, there is no evidence for Rand being a lesbian or bisexual.

Lovelies CHECK IT OUT..TAKING MONEY &POWER AT THE EXPENSE OF THE WEAK &POOR MEANS NOTH- ING IF U ACHIEVE MONEY & POWER 4 YOURSELF! GO PAUL!

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

“Go Paul”? What happened, Cher? Did you get to the end of your rant and forget that you hate him? Thinking is hard.

If Rand were alive today, we’re sure she’d be honored to have received the all-caps treatment. After all, she wasn’t even a Mormon! Neither is Ryan, for that matter. But that’s beside the point. The real lesson we’ve learned from Cher today is that some people should refrain from tweeting and stay tucked away in their special, special place.

My reg voting place! RT @genr8tionx @cher Cher will u VOTE at Special Special place or with everyone else?

— Cher (@cher) August 16, 2012

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