Because body fluids are funny, amiright?
1. Remember before pregnancy when you had a sense of modesty about gross stuff?
Or maybe you didn’t. I don’t know your life. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
2. And then your uterus got a tenant and BOOM! your vaginal discharge became fair game for conversation.
3. By the time you were actually in labor, you were sure your modesty had already been pushed to the brink.
4. But then you had a contraction just as your doctor was checking your cervix and your body clamped down on his arm so hard he couldn’t remove it for a full minute.
“I really need you to try to relax” he said.
Yeah. Right on top of that.